So, last night dear hubby is in deep sleep and I am trying to get him to move his leg over so I can get comfortable this is the story that ensues..
Hubby: I wanna gdkjhkahke
Me: What did you say?
Hubby: I want to fank you?
Hubby: my thingy likes you
Me: umm... okay but your pinching my belly, can you roll over?
Hubby: rolls over and starts snoring
Glad I got out of that one, its sleepy time!