Monday, March 05, 2007

Sign #2 That My Husband Is Crazy

While driving to go to dinner my husband needs to blow his nose. Some how I have managed to prepare myself for these situations... My purse has become a stock pile of junk. I fish out a kleenex for him and he blows his nose. He then decides to share is nasal content with me. He says "hey look" yes I am actually dumb enough to look down. In it was a yellow gob of what seriously looked like jiggly jell-o. I couldn't help it but I started gagging and did so for about 10 minutes, he is obviously amused and keeps trying to make me look at this nasty kleenex. Later after I composed myself I started thinking, is boogers really supposed to look like jello? I know my boogers have never looked like that...

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shawnda,
I can't say that I've ever looked that much ino somebody else's boogers. They gross me out to. If somebody showed me there snot I would be doing more than gagging.

Oh and it sounds like M just has a cold.

Shawnee said...

Its that time of the year for him, those great allergies are really messing him up.

Anonymous said...

Yea, I have allergies but thank goodness they are not that bad. lol My nose just gets itchy and I sneeze alot.

Midlife Midwife said...

aaaahhhhhh! As a health care provider I can handle most body fluids. Poop on me, throw up on me, splash amniotic fluid or blood on me and I won't flinch...but snot or phlegm....uuuugggh, I am sick!

Anonymous said...

Relly now is this jsut your second clue? roflmao

Drew said...

Ahh...what a way to mess with a heavily pregnant woman.... :)

Unknown said...

oooo.... using the words "heavily" and "pregnant" in the same sentance! BRAVE!!!!